In the next exciting installment of Stupid Lawyers, dear Reader, we bring you the most excellent instance of some attorneys being given a final chance to get their pleaded case right.
What did they do? Re-consider the evidence? Interview the witnesses? More legal research?
No.
They changed the typeface.
> Wow, I couldn’t see the true falsity before, but now that I read it in 14 point Bolded Palatino Linotype, it’s so clear. I’m going to deny the individual defendants’ motions to dismiss in full, and suggest to counsel that if they’d gone all out with the BlackAdder ITC fully-loaded 16 point, I’d have even kept those nasty auditors in this thing.
In a triumph for justice and commonsense, Judge Patel dismissed the case with prejudice.
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